Cover -- About The Book -- Title Page -- Dedication -- Contents -- My brother's fist -- My brother's head -- One final spit before Grammar School -- The cupboard on the wall -- Grammar School -- Short sheet -- Wanker -- The woodheap -- A vacuum in the brain -- The new boy -- Jonesy hits the road -- Tamas Nemet -- The Fez -- The Ice-cream Eating Champion of the World -- The fire -- Briggsy -- A grommet in the surf -- Cry-baby -- A cavity in the brain -- Hallowed be thy name -- Chopped liver -- Spit -- Melting moment in a house of prayer -- Sack -- The Honourable the Premier -- Naked wrestling -- Atticus -- All locked up -- How to be a man -- Sherry -- Return of the Flashman -- Lollies from a stranger -- The old man and the sea -- A real man racks his cane -- James Lock refuses to bend -- Fuck rush -- Eggs -- Avenging hero -- Thomas -- The last report -- Where they are now -- Acknowledgements -- About the author -- Copyright Page.