CONTENTS -- By Any Other Name 9 -- Welcome Wagon 13 -- Open Sesame 17 -- Schooled 21 -- Home Sweat Home 25 -- The Curse? 29 -- To Whom It May Concern 33 -- The Slow Fix 37 -- It Works Like This 41 -- Pushing Forty 45 -- Imagine a Pair of Boots 49 -- The Bathroom Chronicles 53 -- Thicker Than Water 57 -- Hot For Freezer 61 -- Judging a Book 65 -- How I Knew 69 -- Just In Case 73 -- Up Here 77 -- The Future of Francis 81 -- Rat Bastards 85 -- Something Old, Something New 89 -- Teach the Children Well 93 -- Many Little Miracles 97 -- Ramble On 101 -- Dirty Rotten Cock Knockers 105 -- Pass the Time 109 -- Window Seat 113 -- Right-Winged 117 -- Coffee Club 121 -- Broccoli and Cheese Sauce 125 -- You Are Here 129.