Contents -- Acknowledgments -- Introduction -- Acceptance -- Adventure -- Advice -- Age & Aging -- Air Travel -- Alcohol -- Anger -- Animals -- Appearance, Personal -- Arguments & Fighting -- Art & Artists -- The Arts (in general) -- Bathroom Issues -- Bitching & Moaning -- Books -- Booorrrring! (boring people, boring situations) -- Bravery -- Bummer -- Bumper Stickers -- Calmness -- Cars -- Cats -- Cell Phones -- Chance -- Change -- Children -- Clothes & Fashion -- Clutter -- Complaining -- Computers -- Consistency -- Cooks & Cooking -- Courage -- Creativity & Inspiration -- Culture -- Dancing -- Death & Dying -- Dentists -- Determination & Persistence -- Diets & Dieting -- Digestion & Indigestion -- Dining Out -- Divorce -- Dogs -- Dreams & Wishes -- Drinks & Drinking -- Driving & Traffic -- Drugs -- Dumb…Dumber…Dumbest -- Dying -- Eating -- Education -- Enemies -- Entertaining -- Etiquette -- Evenings -- Exercise -- Failure -- Family -- Farewells -- Farts & Farting -- Fashion -- Fear -- Fighting -- Flatulence -- Flying -- Food -- Forgetfulness -- Forgiveness -- Friends & Enemies -- Frustration -- Future -- Gay…So Very Gay -- Gossip -- Gratitude -- Guilt -- Hangovers -- Happiness & Joy -- Health -- Hobbies -- Home -- Hope -- Houseguests -- Humility (or Not) -- Impatience -- Inspiration -- Insomnia -- Insults & Name-calling -- Internet -- Jealousy -- Jobs & Work -- Joy -- Jury Duty -- Karma -- Kids -- Kindness -- Lawsuits -- Laziness -- Leaders & Leadership -- Lies & Liars -- Life & Living -- Loneliness &/or Solitude -- Love & Loving -- Manners -- Marriage -- Meals -- Memory & Memories -- Men -- Mistakes -- Money -- Mornings -- Mosquitoes -- Movies -- Music -- Name-calling -- Naps -- Nature -- Nights -- Parenthood -- Parking -- Parties -- Passion -- Past -- Patience (or Not) -- Peace -- Periods -- Pets -- Persistence -- Plumbing Problems -- PMS.

Politics & Politicians -- Pregnancy -- Problems (in general) -- Procrastination -- Punctuality -- Rejoinders & Replies -- Relationships -- Religion & Spirituality -- Restaurants -- Revenge -- Risk & Chance -- Sadness -- School -- Sex & Passion -- Shopping -- Sickness -- Silence -- Simplicity -- Singlehood -- Sleep & Sleeping -- Smoking -- Snoring -- Solitude -- Spirituality -- Sports -- Stress -- Success & Failure -- Taxes -- Technology (in general) -- Temptation -- Time -- Traffic -- Travel & Adventure -- Twitter Advice -- Uh-Oh -- Vegetarians & Vegetarianism -- Visitors -- War & Peace -- Weather -- Women -- Words to Live By -- Work -- Worry -- Selected Bibliography -- Useful Internet Sites -- Other Books from Ulysses Press -- About the Authors.