Cover -- Title Page -- Copyright -- Contents -- Actors, Hollywood, and the Movies -- Age, Old Age, and Youth -- Alcohol and Other Drugs -- America and Americans -- Animals -- Art -- Australia and Australians -- Beauty and Ugliness -- Birth -- Birthdays -- Body -- Books and Reading -- Bushisms-George W. Bush's Finest -- California -- Canada and Canadians -- Children and Parenting -- Chocolate -- Christmas -- Conversation -- Death -- Education -- England, Britain, and the English -- Family and Relations -- Fashion and Clothes -- Food -- Forgiveness -- France and the French -- Friends and Enemies -- Gaffes and Dumbest Things Ever Said -- Germany and Germans -- Happiness -- Health and Sickness -- History -- Home -- Husbands and Wives -- Insults -- Ireland and the Irish -- Italy and Italians -- Kisses -- Last Words -- Law and Lawyers -- Life -- London -- Love -- Marriage, Cheating, and Divorce -- Men, Women, Battle of the Sexes -- Mexico and Mexicans -- Money and Business -- Mothers and Fathers -- Music -- New York -- Optimists and Pessimists -- Politics, Politicians, and Government. -- Proverbs -- Religion and God -- Science and Technology -- Sex -- The Simpsons' Wisdom -- Smoking -- Sports -- Success -- Television -- Thanksgiving -- Truth and Lies -- Vice and Virtue -- War and Peace -- Weather -- Work -- Miscellaneous.