Title Page -- Praise -- Dedication -- Part One -- seducing the dismal -- the splendid asylum of impersonating kris kringle -- bile and lies -- one mysterious piece -- as the artist readies herself to harpoon America -- machines that ache in their c: drives -- night owl slumber party -- the harry potter debacle -- brutal beautiful treason -- smart fuckers -- Part Two -- real life -- stupefying dune of defamation -- the dysfunction pub -- even the high road bottoms out -- the occupation (erotic sedition) -- the hazy illusion of healing -- terminal recklessness -- the recycling man -- Part Three -- dressing the dead -- our tiny plywood stages -- beginner's luck -- Also published by TWO DOLLAR RADIO -- Copyright Page.