A NOTE ON STYLE -- CONTENTS -- FOREWORD -- PART I: COCKED, LOCKED, AND READY TO ROCK, DOC -- CHAPTER 1. I'M JUST A GUITAR PLAYER, BUT. . . -- CHAPTER 2. WALKIN' TALL -- CHAPTER 3. THE LYING MEDIA -- CHAPTER 4. DENIAL AS A LIFESTYLE -- CHAPTER 5. THE PLANET OF THE APES -- CHAPTER 6. THE GREAT TEXASMACHINE GUN MASSACRE -- CHAPTER 7. GUNSPEAK -- CHAPTER 8. WANNA GO TO A GUN AND KNIFE SHOW? I'LL OPEN MY JACKET -- CHAPTER 9. BLOODBROTHERS -- CHAPTER 10. WE THE PEOPLE OR WE THE SHEEPLE? -- PART II: THE BALLISTICS OF SPIRITUALITY-YOU CAN'T GRILL IT 'TIL YOU KILL IT -- CHAPTER 11. PISTOLERO STEAKAGE -- CHAPTER 12. ROCK 'N' ROLL SPIRIT REHAB -- CHAPTER 13. BACK TO FANG -- CHAPTER 14. GONZO RECIPE: CELEBRATE THE FLESH -- CHAPTER 15. BIRDHUNT WORKOUT -- CHAPTER 16. TIMBERDOODLE DANDY -- CHAPTER 17. GOODBYE, POPEYE -- CHAPTER 18. TEXAS GOOSE SLAM -- CHAPTER 19. TRES VENISON HOMBRES -- CHAPTER 20. THE HOTBED CRADLE OF MAN -- CHAPTER 21. HANDGUN HUNTING IN AFRICA -- CHAPTER 22. SHOOT, DON'T SHOOT-THE SPIRIT AS MY GUIDE -- CHAPTER 23. OUTRAGEOUS WITNESSED AND OTHERWISE LIAR SHOTS I HAVE MADE -- CHAPTER 24. PROJECTILE MANAGEMENT MARKSMANSHIP -- PART III: KIDS, FAMILY, AND THE SPIRIT OF THE WILD -- CHAPTER 25. THE GUITARKID AND GUNS -- CHAPTER 26. NEGLIGENT DISCHARGES I HAVE KNOWN -- CHAPTER 27. THE WHITE ROOM -- CHAPTER 28. DEERCAMP -- CHAPTER 29. UP NORTH -- CHAPTER 30. TRIBE NUGE-GIVING THANKS TO THE GREAT SPIRIT -- CHAPTER 31. HOW TO INSPIRE A CHILD INTO THE WILD -- CHAPTER 32. EVERY FATHER'S DREAM -- CHAPTER 33. MY SON, THE DEERHUNTER -- CHAPTER 34. MY SON, THE PIGKILLER-HOW PROUD CAN A DAD GET? -- CHAPTER 35. GUNS AND KIDS -- CHAPTER 36. NUGE'S MESSAGE TO KIDS -- CHAPTER 37. FRED BEAR AND BEYOND -- THANX LIST -- RESOURCES.