Dedication -- Acknowledgments -- Table of Contents -- Introduction -- Chapter 1: Love (Is All We Need) -- Three Little Words -- Walk Like You Talk -- Memories May Be Beautiful and Yet -- The Man of My Dreams -- Love Is Lovelier -- You're the One That I Want -- Hello! Hello! -- Did You Ever Have to Make Up Your Mind -- Clueless Crush -- Clueless or Careful? -- Chapter 2 : I Do! I Do! -- Proposals of Love -- All That and a Bag of Chips -- Just Say Yes -- A Ring in the Rain -- There's No Going Back -- Kitchen Ring -- Twice Proposed -- Cinderella's Slipper (Mobile) -- Chapter 3 : Everyday Romance -- Isn't It Romantic -- Duck! Duck! Goose! -- Old Blue Eyes -- You Don't Bring Me Flowers Anymore -- More Flowers -- Roses Are Red, My Love -- Pretty Paper Flowers -- The Candy Man Can (Maybe) -- Island Romance -- Great Getaways -- I Write the Words -- Put It in Writing -- Chapter 4 : Affection and Little Things -- Touch Me in the Morning -- Words Can Never Hurt Me -- My Name Is Not Sharon -- More Words -- Open the Door! -- Mr. Manners -- Hold Me, Thrill Me, Kiss Me -- Spoiling Each Other -- Affection Question -- Every Little Intimate Detail -- Chapter 5: A Day to Remember -- Like Elephants -- Happy Birthday to Me -- I Always Remembered -- From Dawn To Dusk -- To Keep Me Warm -- Romancing the Poem -- Happy! Happy! -- Isn't It Romantic -- Generous to a Fault -- Tea for Two -- Women Can Be Clueless Too -- Patience Is a Two Way Street -- Chapter 6: Let's Get Physical -- Too Sexy for His Shirt -- Fish Kiss -- Out of Habit -- Playing Dress-up -- Sweet Encounter -- Be Serious -- A Fine Fantasy -- Toys and Tapes and Things -- The Wrong Place -- Love at First Bite -- Chapter 7: Food for Love -- Check Please! -- Pay the Piper -- An Apple a Day -- Hot and Sour Soup -- Picnic Time -- What's Cooking? -- Sous Chef -- Chapter 8: Keeping Squeaky Clean.

First and Other Appearances -- Squeaky Clean -- After Sight -- Germaphobe's Nightmare -- Be Still My Heart -- Looking Good -- Loving Devin's Look -- Caretaker Wanted -- Perfect Twinkies -- Chapter 9: Talking and Listening -- Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend? -- The Right Way, the Wrong Way -- Listen to Me! -- Believe Me -- Do You Hear What I Hear? -- Good to Go for Twenty -- Attention Gentlemen -- The Fruits of Our Labor -- Double Ache -- Insufficient Funds -- Mr. Fix-It -- No Means No -- When She Says No -- Chapter 10: Close Encounters of Your Kind -- Too Much Boob Tube -- Where Did She Go? -- Super Pneumonia Sunday -- Till Computer Do Us Part -- ESPN to ESP -- Chapter 11: To Tell the Truth -- Truth and Consequences -- The Wrong Person -- A Kiss Is Not a Promise -- Cheating Is a Lie -- Amadeus Has Left the Building -- It's All Coming Back to Me Now -- One Potato, Two Potato -- Am I Fat? -- Chapter 12: Sharing the Load -- Look at Me Daddy! -- Kid Director -- Xs and Os -- Infectious Disease -- Permanent Position Wanted -- Then and Now -- His, Hers and Blending -- Mine and Ours -- Daddy Date Night -- Easy Does It Every Time -- Sharing the Pain -- Peace and Goodwill to Good Men -- Fifty-Fifty -- Money Isn't Everything -- And She Huffed and She Puffed -- Chapter 13: So Much in Common -- Neither Right Nor Wrong -- Maniacs -- Cricket Courtship -- Too Much of a Good Thing -- All Together Now -- You Light Up My Life -- The Great Carnac -- Chapter 14: Stopping the Clueless Syndrome -- It's Too Late Baby.