Table of Contents -- About Hot Dogs & Sausages -- Homemade Condiments & Buns -- Hot Dog Buns -- Buttermilk Biscuit Buns -- Popovers -- Cornbread -- Ketchup -- Barbecue Sauce -- Traditional Spicy Mustard -- Irish Whiskey Mustard -- Honey Mustard -- Bourbon-Brown Sugar Mustard -- Slum Dogs: Down 'n' Dirty Wieners -- Porked -- Barbecue Pulled Pork -- Stovetop Macaroni & Cheese -- Barkin' Breakfast -- Drunk Dog -- Tequila-Lime Tomatillo Salsa -- Hushed Puppy -- Collard Green Relish -- Junkyard -- Sloppy Dog -- Identity Crisis Dog -- Grilled Tomato-Chile Relish -- Thanksgiving Dog -- Boston Terrier -- Chicken-and-Waffle Dog -- Maple Butter -- Wake Up and Smell the Wiener -- Buttermilk Pancakes -- Show Dogs: Wieners Dressed to Impress -- Salty Dog -- Spicy Roasted Red Pepper Coleslaw -- Cornmeal-Crusted Fried Clams -- Caesar Dog -- Caesar Salad -- Horn Dogs -- Derby Dog -- Twisted Dog -- Mardi Gras Dog -- Remoulade -- Apple Pie Dog -- Savory Piecrust -- BLT Dog -- Garlic-Peppercorn Aioli -- Wiener Wellington -- Red Wine Mushroom Duxelles -- Dogs That Bite: Spicy Wieners Gone Wild -- Hot Dog -- Soul Dog -- Cheesy Grits -- Cowboy Up! Dog -- Texas Chili -- Wiener au Poivre -- Buffalo Dog -- Hair of the Dog -- Dogbreath Dog -- Nacho Mama's Dog -- Guacamole -- Fresh Salsa -- Dogs with Passports: Wild Wieners From Around the World -- Weenie Rangoon -- Rangoon Sauce -- Bark Bourguignon -- Fifi -- Tiki Terrier -- Grilled Pineapple Salsa -- German Shepherd's Pie -- Mashed Potatoes -- Sweet Corn Relish -- Beef with Apple Cider Gravy -- Quesadilla Dog -- Chi-Wow-Wow -- Paella Dog -- Sofrito -- Rasta Dog -- General Tso's Wiener -- Phyllo Fido -- Lasagna Dog -- Spaghetti Sauce -- Formulas for Metric Conversions -- Acknowledgments -- Index.