COVER -- DEDICATION -- TITLE PAGE -- SAND DUNES -- SEAL -- SILVERBEET -- MULBERRY -- SUNSET -- BEACHED -- MARINE LIFE (AND DEATH) -- CICADAS -- TREATED PINE -- ANGELGIRL -- SEASHELL -- SHADOWS -- STARFLOWERS -- BEAUTIFUL BANGLE -- (S)HELLHOLE -- SKELETONS -- SKANKY FUG -- SCRAMBLED EGGS -- MUSICAL WORRIES -- WINDCHANGE -- WORDS -- LIAR, LIAR -- HERBAL REMEDIES -- EINSTEIN -- SEASNAKES -- MY PLACE -- ECONOMICS OF LIFE -- BOYPRAWNS -- PILLOWFIGHT -- HIS PLACE -- PRAWNING -- NEWSLETTER -- TRAVELLING -- JELLYFISH -- CAMP PSYCHO -- MEETING MR. CASUAL -- BARBIE GOES TO THE BEACH -- GROUP THERAPY -- MCBLABBER -- WHITE STARS -- SAD CATS -- SCHMUCKSVILLE -- THREE TYPES OF PEOPLE -- DARKNESS -- BLUE -- SHINING KNIGHT -- CRAYGIRL -- MISTER FIX-IT -- MERMAID -- MAGIC PYTHON BUSH -- BLIND DATE -- BZZZZ -- STARFISH -- SMOOTHIE -- SHELLTWISTS -- NIGHT OWL -- BLUNDIE CHICK -- THE LOCAL HUNCHBACK -- TRAVELLING TEACHERS -- STIRLINGS -- HIMALAYAS -- CAVEWOMAN -- MOUNTAIN GOAT -- ROCKY TERRAIN -- DEPARTURE OF STUFF -- TENT-SWAPPAGE -- LOVEBIRDS -- BRAND NEW DAY -- LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL OF SHITE -- CHEZ QUEEN -- ACKNOWLEDGEMENTS -- COPYRIGHT.