Cover -- Title Page -- Copyright -- Contents -- RAMBLING FROM THE EDITORS -- HIGHLY TOP SECRET -- STARGATE TREK -- THROUGH THE APPLE -- YASUREYOUBETCHA: SF-SPEAK THAT DOESN'T MAKE YOU WINCE -- EXPLORING THE ARCHAEOLOGY OF STARGATE SG-1 -- ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE AND GENUINE STUPIDITY -- HELP! THE ALIENS HAVE LANDED AND TAKEN OVER MY BRAIN -- TIME TRAVEL FOR BEGINNERS -- WE NEED YOU BACK -- SPIN THE GATE -- WHERE AM I? -- I THINK HE'S CALLED HOMER -- STARGATE: THE FINAL FRONTIER? -- WHEN IN ROME, DON'T WEAR THAT -- I'M NOT AN ARCHETYPE BUT I PLAY ONE ON TV -- FEAR AND LOATHING ON CIMMERIA -- A SEASON OF STARGATE -- THE VILLAINS I LOVE TO HATE -- CREATIVITY, CONTINUITY AND THE MODERN LICENSED COMIC BOOK -- JACK'S BRAIN: WHAT WERE THE ASGARD THINKING? -- VACUUM TUBES AND INTERGALACTIC PORTALS -- RUMINATIONS FROM A RAT BASTARD.