Contents -- Acknowledgments -- Foreword -- PIMPOLOGY -- The Beginning of the End of the Beginning... -- The Beginning of the End of the Beginning, Part 2: Revolver -- The Beginning of the End of the Beginning, Part 3: The Tent -- Frolicking in the Tent -- FESTIVALS AND THEIR DISCONTENTS -- The Animation Pimp -- Annecy, Audiences, Art and Sandwiches -- Proposal Modest A -- Greetings from St. Helena -- Via Slug's Saloon -- Rant -- How To Avoid Pissing Me Off or…Ottawa Festival Entry Tips -- From Quays to Krays? -- ASIFA-East Festival. May 16, 2004. Manhattan. -- THE AESTHETICS OF ANIMATION -- In Search of STUFF, Part 1: (F)art -- In Search of STUFF, Part 2: Yummy and Yucky -- In Search of STUFF, Part 3: Fear of a Non-Narrative Planet -- Aural Allochezia* -- SEX & DEATH -- "Long Live Tits" -- Shrekxxx -- Animation to Get Off To? -- "And Never Die… And Never Die…" -- Father Who Takes the Darkness Away -- STYLES OF RADICAL ANIMATION -- Pierre Hébert and the Work of Animation in the Age of Digital Reproduction -- Why is it Not Done? -- Clinging to a small piece of nothing in the middle of nowhere -- Chillax -- Andreas Hykade's Great Balls of Fire -- Scratch Fever -- IDENTITY POLITICS -- Just Like Us? -- avΦρωπος μορΦη -- Like Everyone, I'm Not Like Everybody Else -- Is There a Gay in the House? -- TUBULAR DISTRACTIONS -- A Modest Request -- Pleasure and Pain: Ren & Stimpy's Adult Cartoon Party -- Justice League-What's with These People? -- Harvey Birdman: A Tale Told by an Idiot -- HUMAN FRAILTY -- Can't Escape You -- You Never Know -- Donald Duck is an Asshole -- Carnivale -- Ryan -- Just Kept Walkin' -- SEASONAL DYSPHORIA -- Speaking of Bloated Asses... -- Ho Ho Ho -- Elbows and Cakeholes -- Chaos x Order + Fragments x Whole + Process x End(s) = The 2003 Year in Review! -- FRINGE BENEFITS -- The Old Man and The Sea: A Plagiarism (not the film).

You Don't Kick a Zombie When It's Down, You Shoot It in the Head -- The Stars -- WHO'S WHO.