Front Cover -- Copyright -- Dedication -- Contents -- Preface -- Part One: Dogs -- Snoopy's Magical Digestive System -- Rascal Rabbit Four -- Fido versus the World -- Orbit's Off Day -- Monty's Story -- Dogs Getting High -- Three and a Spare -- Mr. Barky Barkerson -- Flat Face -- Shoes Clues -- Bonjour, Monsieur Poisson -- The Balance of Responsibilities -- Zoonoses -- Alien -- It's the Dog, I Swear -- Raw -- The Ultimate Terror -- The Mysterious Case of theBalding Poodle -- Tzu-Hsi Rolls the Dice -- Part Two: Cats -- Behold, the Mighty Hunter -- The Shoemaker's Children -- It's a Hell New World -- Caturday -- Cat Barf -- George -- Herpes! -- Doing the Nip -- Brrt -- The Three Fs -- Blizzard -- His Favourite Spot -- Part Three: Vets -- The Letter -- An Hour Spent Sitting at a Fork in the Road -- Many Creatures Great and Small -- The Experimental Veterinarian -- Money Is No Object -- Incoming -- Eat the Frog -- Vets Gone Bad -- Surgery for Dummies -- Dr. Goliath, DVM -- The Curious Tale of the Restaurant Next Door -- The 80% -- Vet Vet -- Pet 911 -- Vets Abroad -- Fiddling with the Dials -- Alarmed -- Doctor of Veterinary M . . . ? -- Colonoscopy and Liver Treats -- Two Holes -- Busy Night -- A Priest, a Rabbi and a Vet Walk into a Bar -- Thank You for Saying Thank You -- Everything You Wanted To Know about Euthanasia but Were Afraid To Ask -- Love -- Part Four: Other Beasts -- The Second Duck -- Bee Med -- The Life and Times of Hank Ramirez -- Benji -- Huey -- How To Make a Sheep Sit -- Love, from A Distance -- The Ferret Guy -- Another Thing I Am Terrible At -- Pet Mouse / Wild Mouse -- My Largest Patient -- Epilogue -- Afterword -- Acknowledgements -- Back Cover.