Cover Page -- Title Page -- Copyright -- Praise -- Dedication -- Contents -- Belief System -- Momentum -- Dog's Life -- Making Contact -- Practice Sessions -- Choosing Between -- Tight Circles -- Misfires -- Unnatural Wonders -- Like the Reese's Cup -- Trial Runs -- Holiday Season -- Visiting Artist -- Tetched -- Hunting for Clues -- Into the Cold -- Lesson Plan -- Laugh Track -- Food for Thought -- Acidophilia -- Dreaded Sperm Buildup -- Tickled Pink -- Off With a Hitch -- Unreal City -- Inner-City Blues -- Rubbed the Wrong Way -- Peculiar Needs -- Night Shift -- Islands -- Before the Move -- Bachelor Pad -- Retreat -- Love for Sale -- Tasting Menu -- Woman With Breast -- London Calling -- Memory Bank -- Arrival.