Front Cover -- Author biography -- Also by Steven Herrick -- Title page -- Copyright -- Chapters -- In the street of silly names -- The darkest hair in the world -- Pardon to ponto -- Asleep in the sauce -- White shoes, with yellow laces -- Saturday morning at Thompson Stadium -- Sleuthing with Saskia -- Top Five special days -- The worst actress in the world -- You can't have too many sausage sizzles -- The big wind -- A jam of Jaydens -- A periwinkle left out in the sun -- On vegetarians and cyclones -- A world record in your own backyard -- Tiffany, Kirk and a herd of wildebeests -- Dinner with Charlie -- Rhyming Boy -- The obscure facts of Jayden Hayden -- Never trust a dictionary -- A hundred questions and only one answer -- The leper beside the river -- Balancing on a branch -- Words -- Mothballs and after-shave -- Lights, camera, action -- Dictionary Boy -- Dunsmore Swamp -- A sunny Sunday soy and sausage smoky barbeque.