THE 30-MINUTE SHAKESPEARE -- Title Page -- Dedication -- NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY -- CHARACTERS IN THE PLAY -- SCENE 1. (ACT I, SCENE III) -- NARRATOR -- FALSTAFF (bangs a mug on the table) -- HOST -- FALSTAFF -- HOST -- FALSTAFF (looks despondently in his purse) -- HOST (bows down to him) -- HOST -- FALSTAFF -- BARDOLPH -- PISTOL -- NYM -- FALSTAFF -- PISTOL -- FALSTAFF (laughs and elbows PISTOL, then tries to think) -- PISTOL -- FALSTAFF -- PISTOL -- FALSTAFF -- PISTOL -- FALSTAFF -- NYM -- FALSTAFF -- PISTOL -- NYM (leaping to his feet) -- FALSTAFF (pulls out the letters with a flourish, proudly revealing the plan) -- PISTOL -- NYM -- FALSTAFF -- PISTOL (draws away indignantly) -- NYM -- FALSTAFF (slightly confused by this turn of events, then angry -- he wants the ... -- PISTOL -- NYM -- PISTOL -- NYM -- PISTOL -- NYM -- PISTOL -- SCENE 2. (ACT III, SCENE III) -- NARRATOR -- MISTRESS FORD (looks under the table for the basket, which is not there -- she is ... -- MISTRESS PAGE (also in somewhat of a panic) -- MISTRESS FORD -- MISTRESS PAGE -- MISTRESS PAGE -- ROBIN (to pillar) -- ROBIN -- MISTRESS PAGE -- MISTRESS FORD (to ROBIN) -- MISTRESS FORD -- MISTRESS PAGE (poking her head out from behind curtain) -- MISTRESS FORD -- FALSTAFF -- MISTRESS FORD -- FALSTAFF -- MISTRESS FORD -- FALSTAFF (rises up and crosses in front of downstage table, gesticulating and ... -- MISTRESS FORD (moves to table and sits on it seductively with her legs crossed) -- FALSTAFF (still on his knees, sidles up next to her, trying to get close) -- MISTRESS FORD -- FALSTAFF -- MISTRESS FORD -- FALSTAFF -- ROBIN -- FALSTAFF -- MISTRESS FORD (acting surprised) -- MISTRESS PAGE (overacting) -- MISTRESS FORD -- MISTRESS PAGE -- MISTRESS FORD -- MISTRESS PAGE -- MISTRESS FORD -- FALSTAFF (coming forward).

FALSTAFF (voice becomes muffled as SERVANTS cover him with dirty laundry) -- MISTRESS FORD (to SERVANTS) -- FORD (to his group) -- SERVANT -- MISTRESS FORD (a little nervous) -- FORD (sniffing around angrily like a mad hound dog) -- SIR HUGH EVANS -- DOCTOR CAIUS -- PAGE -- MISTRESS PAGE (laughing with MISTRESS FORD) -- MISTRESS FORD -- FORD -- DOCTOR CAIUS -- PAGE -- FORD -- SIR HUGH EVANS -- DOCTOR CAIUS (looking her over and agreeing) -- FORD (embarrassed -- takes his wife's hand as she turns away in fake annoyance) -- PAGE -- SIR HUGH EVANS -- DOCTOR CAIUS -- SIR HUGH EVANS -- SCENE 3. (ACT V, SCENE V) -- NARRATOR -- FALSTAFF -- MISTRESS FORD -- FALSTAFF -- MISTRESS FORD -- FALSTAFF -- MISTRESS PAGE -- MISTRESS FORD -- FALSTAFF -- MISTRESS FORD AND MISTRESS PAGE -- MISTRESS QUICKLY -- FALSTAFF -- MISTRESS QUICKLY -- SIR HUGH EVANS -- FALSTAFF -- PISTOL (lunging at him) -- MISTRESS QUICKLY -- PISTOL -- FALSTAFF -- MISTRESS QUICKLY -- MISTRESS QUICKLY -- FORD -- SERVANT -- DR. CAIUS -- SIR HUGH EVANS -- MISTRESS PAGE (taking pity and compassion on him) -- FORD (takes off his mask) -- MISTRESS FORD (takes off her mask) -- FALSTAFF -- FORD -- FALSTAFF -- PAGE (helps him up) -- FORD -- FALSTAFF -- MISTRESS PAGE -- PERFORMING SHAKESPEARE -- THE MERRY WIVES OF WINDSOR: SET AND PROP LIST -- The Merry Wives of Windsor -- ADDITIONAL RESOURCES -- THE 30-MINUTE SHAKESPEARE -- Copyright Page.