Intro -- Portraits and Cameos -- About the Author -- Dedication -- Copyright Information -- Acknowledgements -- Part I: The Little Teaching Stories -- Introduction -- Coffee Break Point -- Café Australia: A Roxford Story -- Discovery at Rocco's Café -- New Teacher's Diary -- Monday, 15 June 2009 -- Tuesday, 16 June 2009 -- Wednesday, 17 June 2009 -- Facing Me Toothless -- I Like to Watch -- Ignorance Is Bliss, Please Doctor! -- The Spider and the Moth -- The Smashed Mirror -- The Human Pyramid -- Chatswood -- Love Hurts -- Daylight Saving -- The Royal Australian Wombat Squad Wombat Technology and the Christmas Pig -- By Way of Introducing the Stories -- The Royal Australian Wombat Squad 1968-1971 -- Wombat Technology -- The Christmas Pig -- On Violence -- I. Fathers and Sons -- II. The School Captain -- III. The PE Change Room -- Part II: The Little Flirting Stories -- The Woman in the Museum -- An Inkling -- A False Start -- Talking and Speaking -- Mothers and Daughters -- Circus -- Gunrunning and Girlfriends -- Unorthodox Liaison -- The Key -- The Little Things in Ending -- The 1959 Morris Major -- My Father 31.10.07 -- Just Another Patient -- How I Came to Marry -- How I Came to Marry.