Contents -- Introduction -- Chapter 1 Irreverent Studio Tools -- Kitchen Cabinets -- Gardener's Kneepad -- Pocket Level -- Barbell Weights -- Sawhorses -- Hollow-Core Door -- Plywood -- Gatorboard -- Paint Cans -- Hot Glue -- White Paper Tape -- Packing Tape -- Duct Tape -- Staple Gun -- Acetone and Heptane -- Paper Towels and Glass Cleaner -- Fire Extinguisher -- Chapter 2 Irreverent Location Tools -- Reusable Furniture Sliders -- Rubber Carpet Padding -- Ugly Cases -- Water Jug -- Milk Crates -- Medicine Bottles -- 35mm Film Container -- Slide Boxes -- Caution Tape -- Folded Foam Core -- Aluminum Foil -- PVC Tube -- Chalk -- Black Flags -- Black Foil -- Chapter 3 Irreverent Travel Tools -- Spanner Wrench -- Rubber Gripper -- Power Inverter -- Zippered Plastic Bags -- Socks -- Personal Organizer -- Army & Navy Store -- Journal -- CD and DVD Backups -- Bulb Blower -- Retractable Lens Brush -- Sensor Wipes -- Upstrap Camera Strap -- U.S. Post Office Shoulder Pad -- Attitude -- Chapter 4 Irreverent Tools for Nature and Landscape Photography -- Backward Lens Macro -- Hemostat -- Palm Reading -- Green Grass Reading -- Sunrise Sunset Charts -- Cropping Ls -- Potable Aqua -- Viewing Tube -- Plastic Bag Rain Shield -- Poncho -- Tripod Leg Covers -- Beach Wind Screen -- Quiver -- Polarized Sunglass Lens -- Moisture-Absorbing Packets -- Headlight -- Chapter 5 Irreverent Portrait Tools -- Plain Cloth Backgrounds -- Electrical Pipe -- Storage Hooks -- A-Clamps -- Stools -- Breath on a Lens -- Old TV -- Translucent Powder Makeup -- Disposable Makeup Tools -- Spray Water Bottle -- Pencil Box -- Dummy Stand-In -- Zen -- Chapter 6 Irreverent Still-Life Tools -- A Window -- Fake Window -- Window Screen -- Mirror -- Flashlight -- Spray Can Columns for Glass -- Wood Blocks -- Rubber Kneadable Eraser -- Dental Wax -- Heavy Washers.

Chapter 7 Irreverent Video Tools -- Hay Fork Handle -- Light Bulb Changer -- Large Hook-and-Loop Straps -- Mover's Dolly -- Vinyl Gutter -- Light Bulb Base Adapters -- Archery Quiver Microphone Holster -- Orange Safety Cone -- Chapter 8 Irreverent Photoshop Tools -- Lens Blur at Light Speed -- Negative Vibrance -- Precise Cursors -- Quick Mask Gradients -- Midtone Selection -- Print Border -- Lens Correction to Add Vignette -- Tweening Versions -- Chapter 9 Irreverent Digital Tools -- ZIP Compression -- VueScan -- Knoll Light Factory -- Xara Xtreme -- Cool fx and Photo fx -- The Macintosh ColorSync Utility -- Chapter 10 Irreverent Tools for All Photographers -- Gorilla Glue and Gorilla Tape -- Aviation Snips -- Compass -- Clear Fishing Line -- Cable Clamps -- Forearm -- Wooden Clamps -- Notepad and Pen -- Irreverent Fun -- Index -- A -- B -- C -- D -- E -- F -- G -- H -- I -- J -- K -- L -- M -- N -- O -- P -- Q -- R -- S -- T -- U -- V -- W -- X -- Z.