Epigraph -- Title Page -- Introduction -- CHAPTER 1 - Color Telepathy -- Empaths -- Naked Colors -- Green Photons -- The Special "Uncoloriness" of Your Skin -- Ethnic Illusions -- Waldorf Salad -- Skin Television -- Persons of Color -- Naked. Who? Where? -- A Healthy Glow -- What It's Like to See in Color -- Blood in the Eye -- Splash of Color -- In Living Color -- CHAPTER 2 - X-Ray Vision -- Secret Chimp -- Why No Cyclopses? -- I Can See Right Through Me -- Being Here but Seeing From There -- Video Games for Cyclopses -- Severing the World in Two -- Unmatched Vision -- Eye Rock -- The Price of a Blind Behind -- Large and Leafy-Loving -- Future of Forward-Seeing -- See Through -- CHAPTER 3 - Future-Seeing -- Crystal Eye Ball -- Please Excuse My Evolution -- Dulling Time's Blade -- My Supercomputer Is Running Slowly -- The Moment That Never Comes -- Masking the Tape -- Super Salamander Vision -- Illusory Illusions -- Blur Control -- The Looming Future -- Non-Euclidean Present -- Illusions United -- Past, Future, and Present -- CHAPTER 4 - Spirit-Reading -- Super Reading Medium -- Good Listening -- Working Hands -- Harness the Wild Eye -- From the Hands of Babes -- Word and Object -- The Trouble with Speech Writers -- Junction Conjunction -- Natural Subthings -- Finding Nature in Letters -- Homo turingipithecus -- Don't Forget to Write -- Index -- About the Author -- Copyright Page.