Cover -- Title page -- Copyright page -- 1. Crisis Meeting -- 2. Those Who Dare To Preach To Us -- 3. The Silence from Rome -- 4. What Colours Mean To Me -- 5. God's Changing Weather (For Bernadette) -- 6. Too Big For Charing Cross -- 7. Inches Too Shallow (For the victim`s of Schindler`s list) -- 8. The Wrong Drink -- 9. Lone Battle for Christ -- 10. A Prayer for Victory (For Lydienne Blanche) -- 11. A Certain Point in Time (For Linda) -- 12. My Newest Creation (For Mayayong) -- 13. The Taunted Lion (For Agbor Ambang) -- 14. My Quest for Leadership (For Kelly) -- 15. Is Man By Nature Good? (For Ngong Bertrand) -- 16. In The Footsteps Of The Almighty (For Ronard) -- 17. A Field Day For The Vice President. For Akye Nchang -- 18. Worms That Snatched Me from Bridget -- 19. A Post Card for Cynthia -- 20. Alone With a Cobweb In Zambia -- 21. The Bed Wetter -- 22. The Door the Moderator Snubbed -- 23. Where Has My Love Gone? (For Welle) -- 24. A Ride with God (For Jacqueline) -- 25. The Girl with a Heart of Gold (For Laurantine) -- 26. The Chances I Take (For Minnette) -- 27. In Quest Of New Rungs (For Musi Jane Nanhyigha) -- 28. Eel on the Heels -- 29. The Ugly Bee -- 30. The Bunch We Are -- 31. Whichever Way -- 32. The Unfortunate Jug -- 33. The Lone Apron -- 34. God`S Chosen One -- 35. My One and Only Orchard Tree (For Sarah) -- 36. A Virgin Gift for the Sultan of Foumban -- 37. The Kiss He Planted On Her -- 38. The Missing Cheque Book -- 39. Bodies That Shame Humanity (For Funge Diffang) -- 40. The Mine-Infested Road -- 41. The Girl From Sierra Leone (For Ola During) -- 42. Hold Your Horses -- 43. Awkward One, This -- 44. Fee for Zoo Animals -- 45. So Much Waste Land -- 46. The Skewed Results -- 47. God`S Only Olive Branch (For Olive) -- 48. Seven Unmarked Posts -- 49. The Emir`S Rain -- 50. Art in All Its Forms.

51. My Girl in the Well (For my Facebook friends) -- 52. A Bottle Full Of White Jelly (For the one and only departmental queen) -- 53. Alone With the Priest -- 54. The Other Whiff of Grapeshot -- 55. Here Comes the Master -- 56. Thou Art Lord -- 57. My Lost Love -- 58. Standing Betrayed -- 59. Trips Without Tips (For Gaelle) -- 60. Grandma`S Empty Calabashes -- 61. Faced With a Weakened People (For sons and daughters of the Baforchu-Mbu clan) -- 62. Jelly with no Viscuosity -- 63. The Mad Moment -- 64. Barefooted For the Pope -- 65. Memories of Lusaka -- 66. Why Should She Do It? -- 67. The Other Tea Party -- 68. Paying For Incidentals -- 69. Compass Reading (For Nasare) -- 70. One More for the Risen Christ -- 71. A Cheer for Pisces and Taurus (For Caroline) -- 72. A Dinghy for Ndingi (For Elangwe Ndingi) -- 73. What Being a Delegate Means (For Saahkem Nancy Ephe) -- 74. Shows with No Starting Time (For Ma Stella of Buea) -- 75. Trousers That Won't Fit (For Missline) -- 76. Daddy's One and only Daughter (For Marion) -- 77. Daughter of the Lord (For Emelda) -- 78. God from another Angle (For Emeli) -- 79. Those Of Comfort (For Comfort herself) -- 80. What the Virgin Mother Wants (For Susan) -- 81. A Problem and a Half -- 82. Sprouts No One Wants -- 83.Jokers From East London -- 84. Bullets in Lipstick -- 85. Sentence Before Trial -- 86. Sugar Cane For Ever -- 87. The Dusty Message -- 88. A Dime at Liverpool Street -- 89. Kids' Questions About God -- 90. The South-Bound Vessel -- 91. Archbishop Tutu's White Wings -- 92. Waiting for the Wanton Birds -- 93. So Much Waste Land -- 94. Alone with the Priest -- 95. Standing Betrayed -- 96. Missing In Transit -- 97. Global Sentence -- 98. The Veil of Shame -- 99. The Path Ahead -- 100. Awkward Act -- 101. The Parliamentary Mace -- 102. The Fifth Dose -- 103. Return Match -- 104. Forward March.

105. Miracle Time -- 106. On That Day -- 107. The Wrong Frames -- 108. Double Blessing -- 109. Still the Bible -- 110. My Assigned Task -- 111. Depressed Market Prices -- 112. Mouth of the Queen -- 113. My Holy Order -- 114. Love as a Wrapped Gift -- 115. Host from Fontem -- 116. Linear Progression -- 117. My Birthday as a Cock -- 118. All or Nothing -- 119. Life's Multiple Facets -- 120. My Apostle`S Creed -- 121. The Love That Never Was -- 122. The Game of Princes -- 123. Bait for a Toe -- 124. Alone For Lunch -- 125. Lost in the Jungle -- 126. The Right Way -- 127. The Spear From On High -- 128. Rome as the Ultimate Price -- 129. A Choir Too Many -- 130. The Vicious Circle -- 131. Hankies as Last Flags -- 132. The Taboo Word -- 133. The Royal Recipe -- 134. The Pastor`S Girl -- 135. Victims of Prostitution -- 136. The Painter's Hands -- 137. Voices from Yonder -- 138. City Lights Again -- 139. Measurements for Two -- 140. Devices for the Monarch -- 141. Stuff for the Loo -- 142. The Hidden Truth -- 143. My Location -- 144. The Road to Scoan -- 145. A Rope for Hope -- 146. The Last Ploughman and His Wife -- 147. Letter for a Fool -- 148. Dogs of Change -- 149. Faith as One -- 150. Prayer Beads without a Round -- 151. Bout of the Day -- 151. Suitor for Trish -- 152. Catalysts for Wives -- 153. Scarecrow with a hoe -- 154. Hearing among Oars -- 155. Naked Truth -- 156. The Standard Wretch -- 157. Group Action -- 158. Men Who Act -- 159. The Gap Between -- 160. The Queen's Return -- 161. The Bottom Line -- 162. Parents' Coloured Hands -- 163. Crossing Branches -- 164. Cows in Stockwell -- 165. My Fright of Hills -- 166. The Price of a Secret -- 167. The Lawless State -- 168. Judas in the Family -- 169. Born Again -- 170. High Society Party -- 171. She as Sole Proprietor -- 172. Life as a Peacock -- 173. Deceptive Colours -- 174. Night Duty.

175. The Cursed One -- 176. Pop Up At the Pool -- 177. The First Lady's Nipples -- 178. The End Loser -- 179. Bethroted to a Prince -- 180. On Self Exile -- 181. Drunk with Love -- 182. The Truth about Stone Walls -- 183. The End of Sweetness -- 184. Thirst as a Sphynx -- 185. A Dollar for Obama -- 186. Angst of the Gods -- 187. Love For Two -- 188. Marooned on an Island -- 189. Singing for the Dead -- 190. The Stray Researcher -- 191. The President Speech -- 192. In Bed with Awan Angob's Cat -- 193. Lessons from Paris -- 194. Danger of the Gusts -- 195. Three Quick Steps -- 196. The Joker and the Ear -- 197. Common Enemies -- 198. The One On Trial -- 199. No Floor for Sea Monsters -- 200. Striking a Balance -- 201. Tears That Do Not Drop -- 202. Salvation for a Few -- 203. Odd Messages from Arabia -- 204. The Sunday Reader -- 205. Shelves of Dough -- 206. In Search of the Campass -- 207. Steady on the Path -- 208. The Palm Of God`S Servant -- 209. The Code of Conduct -- 210. The Nation We Set Ablaze -- 211. The Pilot, the Vice Chancellor and I -- 212. Why We Love -- 213. The Final Number -- 214. Unlike A Sapele -- 215. Here to Serve -- 216. Blowing Hot and Cold -- 217. Landresses on Sunday -- 218. The Swapped Roles -- 219. Goods of Burden -- 220. Lilies as Day and Night -- 221. The Run Away River -- 222. Paced Footsteps -- 223. How to Do it -- 224. The President's Visit -- 225. Hibiscus for the Bees -- 226. A Bowl of Love -- 227. Bait for Trisha -- 228. The Green Card -- 229. Sunday in Bombay -- 230. The Sound of Silence -- 231. Long Live the Queen -- 232. A Rabbit on the Run -- 279. Chickens Too Good For Christmas -- 280. God, the Greatest -- 281. The Lord as My Fortress -- 282. Logs Too Short for the Lord -- 283. The Egg Men from Meiganga -- 284. The Weight of Bricks -- 285. A Holow Sham -- 286. The Palm Of God's Servant -- 287. Today's Impress.

288. Alone With the Same House that Jack Built -- 289. Grandma's Knee -- 290. The Queen's Thing -- 292. Splashes of A Father's Coffee -- 293. Gods Raft of Certainty -- 294. Change at the Top -- 295. The Left Handed Child -- 295. God's Foundation Stone -- 296. My Book of Psalms -- 297. Storm in a Tea Cup -- 298. God's Living Sign -- 299. The Task At Hand -- 300. Off On a Limb -- 301. The Long Wait -- 302. Why I Run -- 303. My Last Stance -- 304. One Way Ticket -- 305. Too Little, Too Late -- 306. Missing Bone -- 307. My Solemn Right -- 308. The Toothless Dog -- 309. A Bridge Too Far -- 310. Collect Call -- 311. Rebel with a Cause -- 312. The Football King -- 313. The Name Game -- 314. Dancing Kings -- 315. My Share of the Cross -- 316. Nativity Time Fever -- 317. Eyeball-To-Eyeball -- 318. Man at the War Front -- 319. Not A Farthom More, Not A Farthom Less -- 320. Were You There? -- Back cover.