Contents -- Introduction -- Chapter 1 Six Degrees of "Weird Al" -- Gallery -- Wall Art Al -- Old Al -- Baseball Card Al -- Very Weird Al -- Punk Al -- Weird Vlad Dracula -- Puzzled Al -- Renaissance Al -- Clowny Al -- Wired Al -- Dalai Allma -- Weird Thumb -- Carnival Al -- Tutorials -- A general note about organization -- How I made Puzzled Al -- How I made Weird Vlad Dracula -- How I made Clowny Al -- How I made Punk Al -- How I made Carnival Al -- Chapter 2 Scary and Funny Signs -- Gallery -- Serial Killer Crossing -- Purgatory, This Way -- Kicking Zone -- Dog Stuff -- Family Values -- Suicide Zone Ahead -- Fish Fast Food Area -- Snail Crossing -- Think Before You Sew -- Stomp Ahead -- Pound It -- Primate Parking Only -- No Running with Scissors -- Pedestrian Open Season -- Private Parking -- Topless Photos Only -- Seriously, No Walking -- Tutorials -- How I made Private Parking -- How I made Fish Fast Food Area -- How I made Pedestrian Open Season -- Chapter 3 Animal Antics -- Gallery -- Marmot of Fury -- Hot Foot -- Lecherous Lemur -- Corned Viper -- Horse Juggler -- Barely a Liam -- Waiting Dog -- Corn Cheep -- Bronzino's Bull -- Giroffice -- Pretty Sally Squirrel -- Friendship -- Techno Puffer -- Almost There -- Dragonpillar -- Tutorials -- How I made Corned Viper -- How I made Pretty Sally Squirrel -- How I made Barely a Liam -- How I made Horse Juggler -- How I made Marmot of Fury -- Chapter 4 Rejected Products -- Gallery -- First Lightbulbs -- Where does the screwdriver go? -- sh4mp00 -- All Natural Ingredients -- Credit Brick -- Code Invalid -- For the artist who likes to relax while he works -- Wheel Prototype -- Broken Transformer -- In case of panic, push the red button -- Christmas Bell -- Rotocell -- Geek Leak -- Lawnshaver -- Tutorials -- How I made Code Invalid -- How I made Christmas Bell -- How I made Credit Brick.

How I made Rotocell -- Chapter 5 In Search of Monsters, Ghosts, and Hoaxes -- Gallery -- Water with a Twist -- Remains of the Day -- Kraken -- Scary Cliff -- Natural Patterns -- Rock Giant -- Hand Hoax -- Size Matters -- Giant Snail of Puckerville -- Pink Elephant -- Loch Rend Monster -- Grab a Wave -- Tutorials -- How I made Remains of the Day -- How I made Scary Cliff -- How I made Loch Rend Monster -- How I made Natural Patterns -- How I made Water with a Twist -- How I made Pink Elephant -- Chapter 6 Counterfeit Art -- Gallery -- Ancient Football -- The Candy Dealer -- Straw Hat Cleo -- "Twilight" for the Conservative -- Cheese! -- Michaelangelo for the Conservative -- Henry VIII in Anne's Clothes -- Charlemagne: All-Star -- Van Gogh Pre-Ear "Incident" -- Historical Advertising -- La Charite -- Special Delivery -- American Gothic -- Pterror -- Prince Tuffy -- Old-Time Rock and Roll -- Ring Around the Rosie -- Whistler's Mommy, -- Modern Music Lesson -- Waiting -- Invisible Gothic -- Michaelangelo's Secret -- Boogieroo's Afro -- Invisible Pastourelle -- Tutorials -- How I made Invisible Gothic -- How I made Waiting -- How I made Boogieroo's Afro -- Chapter 7 When Pancakes Go Bad -- Gallery -- Honey Bear Blood -- Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts -- Hot Caterpillar -- Death Is Sweet -- Hot Pepper -- Demon Fruit -- Sole Food -- Iron-Rich Banana -- Cinnasnail -- Manana -- When Pancakes Go Bad -- Killer Tomato -- Chicken's Revenge -- Tire-Eating Contest -- Tutorials -- How I made Demon Fruit -- How I made Greasy Grimy Gopher Guts -- How I made When Pancakes Go Bad -- Chapter 8 Swap -- Gallery -- Sibling Rivalry -- Cordless Cordial -- Butternut -- Candy Candle -- Flowermill -- Eyeballs: 0.99/lb -- Licorice Laces -- Money Doesn't Grow on…Flowers? -- Yes, It Is Made of Cheese -- Give Her the World -- Orange Headphones -- Ye Olde Spinning Cookie.

Chocolate Snail -- Omelet -- Syrup Toothpaste -- Fiddle Cactus -- Tutorials -- How I made Eyeballs: 0.99/lb -- How I made Give Her the World -- How I made Fiddle Cactus -- How I made Omelet -- Index -- A -- B -- C -- D -- E -- F -- G -- H -- I -- J -- K -- L -- M -- N -- O -- P -- R -- S -- T -- U -- V -- W -- Z.