Cover -- Title Page -- Copyright -- Dedication -- Contents -- Violence Girl -- The Pit Bull takes a Bride -- Put on your White Bonnets, it's Cine Time -- Yolanda -- Daddy Dearest -- Spoiled -- The Donkey Bank -- Daddy's Knockout Punch -- I'm a Barbie Girl -- Caveman -- Summers in Juarez -- Se Habla Español -- The Queen's Quilt -- Musica, Sweet Musica -- A Bite of the Ham -- Caliente! -- The Fuzzy Quesadilla -- The Wrestler -- The Dream -- Miss Yonkers and the Escape Plan -- Los Guerra -- The Fancy Lady -- School Daze -- Fatso and Bozo -- Stevenson Junior High -- Chicano Power! -- A Near Escape -- La Capirucha -- Juke Box -- Tough Girl Makeover -- Stereophonic -- Borracheras -- High Infidelity -- Golden -- Last Mango in Mexico -- The Pan Dulce Diet -- Friends and Baptisms -- Garfield High -- Go Bulldogs! -- Glam, Bam, Thank You Ma'am -- Audiophiliac -- Groupie Training Mission -- Sacred Heart of Mary -- The Marbellite -- Hey Baby, Wanna Ride? -- Cheerleader, Take 2 -- Cheerleader, Take 3 -- Don't Dream it, be it -- You Wish! -- The Cosmo Girl -- Hair Do's and Don'ts -- Liturgical Club -- Mercury Rising -- The Supporting Role -- Out to Lunch -- Moonage Daydream -- What's in a Name? -- Free at Last, Part 1 -- Free at Last, Part 2 -- Rocket from the Tomb -- Rodney B and the Fowley Connection -- The Manager -- A Long-Haired Boy with X-Ray Vision -- Flashbulb, Phallus and Shades -- The Hit List -- 1977 -- The Midas Touch in Reverse -- "Find My Finger!!" -- Big Fat Liar -- The Parent Trap -- The Abortion -- What a Weirdo! -- The Orpheum Show -- Coalescence -- Girlfriends -- The Revolution will not be Televised -- Island of Misfit Toys -- Tupperwares and Screamers -- A War on Many Fronts -- San Francisco -- Let the Games Begin -- Fruits of the Recycler -- The Cart before the Horse -- Bag Parade -- Welcome to the Masque -- Introducing the Bags.

Punk in the Afternoon -- Pearl before Swine -- A Sobering Slap -- The Age of Exploration -- The More, the Merrier -- Boot and Reboot -- Ready for Takeoff -- Moving into a New Place -- Protecting Home Turf -- Winterland -- Trash the Troub, save the Masque -- Wild Man's Serenade -- Building up Steam -- Break it up! -- Shannon and the Moving out Surprise -- Working the front Desk -- Communication Breakdown -- My Vampire Roommate -- The Big Road Apple, Part 1 -- The Big Road Apple, Part 2 -- The Big Road Apple, Part 3 -- Home again, Home again, Jiggity Jig -- Downward Spiral -- Making the Cut -- Beyond Good and Evil -- Kickin' it with Claude and Philly -- Autumn -- I'll be home for Christmas -- A New Direction -- Down Mexico Way -- If you're going to San Francisco -- A Small Bladder is a Mixed Blessing -- The Age before Cell Phones -- Hard to the Core -- Too Much Pressure -- Fasten your Seatbelts -- It's going to be a Bumpy Ride -- The Bad Juju Van -- Bag End -- Ready for my Close-Up -- Old Friends, New Games -- Beauty School Dropout -- The Castration Squad, Part 1 -- The Castration Squad, Part 2 -- Death Lends a New Perspective -- Master of None -- The Magic of Religion -- A Turn for the Worse -- Forgive -- The Calling -- Literacy for All! -- Out of my Comfort Zone -- Beyond the Classroom -- Children are the Balm -- Weightless -- Epilogue.