Cover Page -- Title Page -- Copyright Page -- Dedication -- Dry Heart -- Lions of the Work Week -- Heimlich -- Prosthetics -- Oronolian Reel -- The Shower Caper -- Making Sure -- Sound Advice -- Boogaloo -- Square Grand Piano, Circa 1880 -- Happy Birthday, Carl Linnaeus, 300 Years Old -- Second Glance at Corrag -- Rabbit -- Credit Theme From the Rag Castle Hotel -- The Casual Matador -- Hiram Bingham -- Moorhen -- Valdemar Atterdag Ransacks Visby, Again -- The Official Translation of Ho Chi Minh'S August 18Th, 1966, Telephone Call -- Sable Island Concertina, Circa 1887 -- Bugle Ballad of a Home-Schooled Child -- Dodge Dart -- Contrapunctus -- Pere Joseph and the Bush Cord -- Crown Land -- The Water -- Grace E. Winterpumpkin'S Want Ad -- Pin-Up -- Two Riders, Four Werewolves -- Planning Your Seascape -- Ventriloquist Dummies -- Hoist Point -- The Easiest Way to Empty a Seashell Is to Place It On An Anthill -- Myself the Only Kangaroo Among the Beauty -- Dictaphone Reel of Glenn Gould'S Last Gasp -- Depth of Field -- Raocoon' N.- -- Modulated Timbre and Cadence For Baby Grand -- The Epileptic Acupuncturist -- Sunrise With Seamonster -- Napoleon in the Plague House at Jaffa -- A Winter Night -- The Gift -- Glenn Gould Negotiates the Danube in the Company of a Raven -- Notes and Acknowledgements -- About the Author.