Contents -- Introduction -- Scene #1: India -- 1. Globalization, Culture, and Identity: Oh My! -- Exercise #1 -- We Are the World -- Getting Cultured -- The Oracle at Delphi -- 2. Watching TV Is Good for You -- Exercise #2 -- Watch What You Are Doing -- Keeping It Real -- 3-2-1 Contact -- Not So Secret Code -- Speaking in Many Voices -- Drink the Kool-Aid -- Getting to Know You, Getting to Know All about You -- 3. A Slow Boat to China -- Exercise #3 -- Ni hao -- Confucius Says -- Act without Acting -- Rub My Belly -- The Little Red (Section of This) Book -- 4. (Not) Watching TV in China -- Thank you for Watching Chinese Central Television -- Breaking the Law -- Mind-Numbing Goodness -- Friends -- Prison Break -- Lost -- 5. A Passage to India -- Exercise #4 -- (Dis)orientation -- This God Is Your God, This God Is My God, from Varanasi to the Bay of Bengal . . . -- A Moment with the Mahatma -- Thank You for Calling Bangalore, Err . . . I Mean AOL -- 6. Watching TV in India -- Hey You Can Watch TV on TV Here -- You Will Obey Rupert Murdoch -- More Mind-Numbing Goodness -- The Simpsons -- Heroes -- The OC -- 7. This Is America -- Exercise #5 -- America the Beautiful -- Of Saints -- And Sinners -- Through the Eyes of Another -- Globalization Redux -- Come Together Right Now Over Me -- 8. Ignore Your Mother, Talk to Strangers -- Exercise #6 -- Can We Talk? -- Mission Control: We Have Contact -- I Am Right. No, I Am Right. No, No, I Am Right, No, No, No I Am Right . . . -- I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing in Perfect Harmony -- We Need to Talk -- In Praise of Misunderstanding -- Let's Get Together -- The Glowing Messiah -- Conclusion -- Scene #2: China -- Index -- A -- B -- C -- D -- F -- G -- H -- I -- J -- K -- L -- M -- N -- O -- P -- R -- S -- T -- W.