Cover -- Title -- Contents -- Reality Conceived -- 1: Progress -- 2: Edgy -- 3: The shits -- 4: Moonlighting -- 5: About me -- 6: May be a little irregular -- 7: Brave new world -- 8: That it should come to this -- 9: Mark -- 10: Not a father's son -- 11: Religion -- 12: Following advice -- 13: My life in their hands -- 14: Velvet crime -- 15: Active passive mode -- 16: A fox and a fix -- 17: Sharon's wisdom -- 19: Operation Sharon -- 20: Sweet boy, sweet spot -- 21: What you want to hear -- 22: A raconteur -- 23: Boxing by myself -- 24: A Chinese twist -- 25: Challenge -- 26: The loan arranger -- 27: What the fuck am I doing here? -- 28: A simple procedure -- 29: Lottery balls -- 30: Life and death -- 31: First make a list -- Reality Initiated -- 32: A fascinating subject -- 33: More than a pin -- 34: The company of strangers -- 35: A man without a house -- 36: Business dealings -- 37: The age of Google -- 38: You and your leadlights -- 39: Just asking around -- 40: Perspiring purpose -- 41: Gravity and destiny -- 42: I like this guy -- 43: Subjects and objects -- 44: The scoreboard is ticking over -- 45: All over licking -- 46: Opportunity knocks -- 47: The irrelevance of law -- 48: Welcome to my lap -- 49: Saints and sinners -- 50: Thanks, Nev -- 51: What must I be thinking? -- 52: A perfect passion -- 53: There might be better ways -- 54: Putty in my hands -- 55 Pandora's box -- 56: Pretty good work -- 57: Now there's a thought -- 58: Thank God for tomorrow -- 59: You're fucking OK -- 60: Conscience doth make cowards of us all -- 61: Spot the fraud -- 62: Hypothetical person talk -- 63: Courtesy costs nothing -- 64: What a coincidence -- 65: The curtains' divide -- 66: A beautiful mind -- 67: Not a nice boy like him -- 68: Make me a match -- 69: As taut as titanium -- 70: So I did -- 71: Josef -- 72: This bit of blonde.

73: This guy has a name -- 74: Game over -- 75: Deep inside enemy lines -- 76: Speechless -- 77: Anyone for tennis? -- Reality Engaged -- 78: Shit, that was close -- 79: Shame it turned ugly -- 80: Go for broke -- 81: Some mistake -- 82: Lose-lose-lose -- 83: Into the surf -- 84: Somebody or someone -- 85: Take me away -- 86: Life should be fun -- 87: Pretty little thing -- 88: Would she, had she? -- 89: Life in the pain lane -- Reality Reviewed -- Reality Confronted -- 90: Free speech -- 91: The need for a test -- 92: Orderly chaos -- 93: Gilt-edged and guilt-free -- 94: Que sera sera -- 95: Visions of loveliness -- 96: Modest refereeing of the bout -- 97: Oh, to be a fly on the wall -- 98: Did she mean it? -- 99: Timing is everything -- 100: That's why I'm here -- 101: Thinking the unthinkable -- 102: Get him to come in -- 103: Gatecrashing -- 104: Famous overnight -- 105: Dem bones -- 106: Playing the fame game -- 107: An uncivilised mob -- 108: Can't ruin my life -- 109: I'm not a bastard all the time -- 110: Cheers for now -- 111: Not getting involved -- 112: You know full well -- 113: Don't let me interrupt you -- 114: Dying of excitement -- Reality Imagined -- 115: Bring it on! -- 116: To the beginning of the end of my master plan -- 117: Piddling while Rome burns -- 118: The story of your life -- 119: Can I bring someone? -- 120: A peculiar measure of success -- 121: My word is my bond -- 122: Hanging on the telephone -- 123: I'll be there -- 124: People are deceitful -- 125: Better than paradise -- 126: Whose name at the door? -- Reality Spurned -- 127: Where oh where? -- 128: Why oh why? -- 129: Not dead, just asleep -- 130: Betrayal -- 131: More than half empty -- 132: Surrender -- 133: Offended and forgiven -- Reality Revealed -- Chapter who gives a fuck any more? -- Chapter crowning glory -- Epilogue.

Postscript for those who have to have one -- Acknowledgments -- Copyright.